Jan 29, 2006

Some scientists.... some??!1!?? -link-

Some scientists, including President Bush's chief science adviser, John H. Marburger III, emphasize there is still much uncertainty about when abrupt global warming might occur.

"There's no agreement on what it is that constitutes a dangerous climate change," said Marburger, adding that the U.S. government spends $2 billion a year on researching this and other climate change questions. "We know things like this are possible, but we don't have enough information to quantify the level of risk."

Is it going to cost a trillion dollars and 1000,000 lives if you're wrong?

What happenned to act now, ask later?

Psssst, I hear Glabal Warming tried to buy Yellowcake from Niger

Global Warming has also invaded Poland, destroyed the Maine, taken the Alamo, shot Franz Ferdinand, AND YET it is deeply respected by NATO.

I think Bush is jealous of Global Warming success'.

And that time when Osama roasted Global Warming on it's 25th anniversary, that was amazing.

One question though, what will Global Warming DO with all that ice?

Jan 28, 2006

FUCK FEAR (link)

The essays linked to by Crooks and Liars remind me of a bumper sticker I was given in NYC at a large street gathering I had with a couple hundred thousand friends, and puppets, a few years back. The sticker said: FUCK FEAR. What a perfect sentiment.

There IS a correlation between being a republican and the number of anti-anxiety prescriptions in your medicine cabinet. you know it. I know it. Soma2K.

still, the essays are pretty good.

and I still refuse to be afraid.

Middle(weight) Management

Climate Expert Says NASA Tried to Silence Him

THIS is the s*^# that pisses me off

The next whiskey bar (link)

Blogistan hasn't been hearing as much lately from this all star. But this post is well worth the read.

This brings me backto high school on some level (where I videotaped and edited innane town happenings for local cable), and to somewhere I'd rather avoid (and fortunately have) at the same time.

More posting Billmon. More!

Jan 27, 2006

True Diversity (link)

I'll bet the table isn't even round.

Massachusetts Voters

Go here
say something about you being a voter and in favor of using any means available to prevent the installation of Alito.

UPDATE: of course it will fail. But that doesn't make opposition pointless.

not at all

Your Fourth Amendment (link)

Bob Harris had this idea, and i read his stuff.

bookmark the link. visit it again and again.

(UPDATE: Link strøy-üuchen)

Jan 25, 2006

1776 Changed Everything

I am making that a bumper sticker, today. Why?

5 times yesterday. 5 TIMES, (radio, tv, and in person) I heard a booster/defender of domestic surveillance use the image of a mushroom cloud when backed in to a verbal corner over why the FISA court just HAD to be avoided and why the president is ALL POWERFUL.

in the words of GYWO, why do the words "nine eleven" make your testicles fall off?

Listen pussies.

1) You and I are mortal.
2) Nuclear Weapons were invented 60-ish years ago
3) Telling the congressmanin yourback pocket DOES NOT count as "advising congress"

which brings me to 4) in 1776 a bunch of folks took up arms AGAINST UNCHECKED EXECUITIVE POWER.

am I advocating revolution? Only the one we already had.

so i ask you, boosters of presidential authority, why do you hate america?

and, Why are you being such a pussy all the sudden?

Maybe now you know how the rest of the world has felt for 60 years?

Jan 24, 2006

Good Eschaton (link)

Why the White House really asked Google

Miserable failure

enough said?

Jan 21, 2006

Tom, you're losing me... (link)

Impregnate Katie Holmes? whatever

dance in he living room in your underwear? whatever

beleive a religon that was invented to prove a point? whatever

make bad bad bad action films? whatever

I still like Tom Cruise. I don't love him, but I do like him.

I don't buy the line that he is crazy, nor do I suspect he is gay, nor do I care either way. Plenty of crazy gay people have talent.

I liked him in Magnolia, and as the son of a Navy pilot, I liked him in Top Gun too (saying nothing about the movie itself, mind you)


You use your Juju to quash free expression?

well, Fuck You then, Mr. Tom Cuise.

and because your famous ass apparently has terribly thin skin, and a rash,

Fuck You gently, and with a well oiled chainsaw.

Jan 20, 2006

You.... um.... go girl....

"You know what?" she then added, "At some point, one of these men has to put it back in his pants and zip up the zipper at some point."

Ladies and gentleman,television for the unemployed just got better, well, briefly. I give you Star Jones

Jan 19, 2006

Well, my new car is blue (link)

Your Heart Is Orange

Love equals unbridled happiness for you. You enjoy the wild ride of falling in love.
And while the ride is fun for a while, you always get off once the thrill is gone.

Your flirting style: Hyper

Your lucky first date: Anything you need your passport for!

Your dream lover: Is both daring and well grounded

What you bring to relationships: Energy

Jan 14, 2006

hiding in my fort (lost in translation)

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Jan 12, 2006

Do you know where your towel is at? (link)

...Think "Where's Waldo?," only more cluttered and without a Waldo. It's like getting every pop-up ad you ever got in your life, at once. It's the Internet equivalent of suddenly feeling like you want to take a shower....

it was down when I tried it.

Jan 10, 2006

Tech Support?

Light-on-dark old school?

Am I happy about this?

Jan 9, 2006

Nom de Guerre (link)

I believe that's the phrase.

As they've been already been tapping our wires , making lists, checking twice; maybe they needed to invent the pretense to start rounding up troublemakers.

Maybe doc. blt is, in fact, more powerful than we ever imagined.

and maybe, just maybe, the law is a waste of ink.

how does that go?

"bring it on"

Jan 7, 2006

Is Cedar code for Syria?

"As you can possibly see, I have an injury myself -- not here at the hospital, but in combat with a Cedar. I eventually won. The Cedar gave me a little scratch. As a matter of fact, the Colonel asked if I needed first aid when she first saw me. I was able to avoid any major surgical operations here, but thanks for your compassion, Colonel.

Jan 2, 2006

Snappy New Year

and a humpy chismahanakwaanzkumaas to you all.