"Mitzvahpalooza"
For his estimated $500,000, I hear that 50 Cent performed only four or five songs - and badly - though he did manage to work in the lyric, "Go shorty, it's your bat miztvah, we gonna party like it's your bat mitzvah."We all know there is good money available for that video.
posted by mdhatter @ 06:05
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31 Comments:
I like Canada's stance to not let the man in the country.
I do however like the idea of a bat mitzvah song!
Oy.
oh! the honor!
is that a bow? no weapons, only bare knuckles and bared teeth here.
A girl has to do what a girl has to do. You see how they are over at 3B! They all want to date me and love me. I gots to protect the goodies.
Terrible. And, of course, i too want to date you, but that's only because i don't actually know you. (aside from me having a thing for adorable girls, and you, well, being one*)
I think the 3Bulls, and this is a total guess, having no inside track or first, second, or nth hand knowledge, that they were a bunch fo friends and housemates and dormroomates in college, apparently at a certain college. If so, I sould susoect they like the pizza from the place with the big smiley face, and maybe even went to a baseball game afterwards at that weird little stadium by the highway.
It's a guess. And no, i'm not actually flirting with you**
*insofar as I haven't dated you, and therefore do not suspect everything you ever told me about yourself.
** i think
Mitzvahs are about impressing everyone on behalf of your child.
Much like weddings.
Nevermind having Kenny G actually playing over the crowd as it gathered. I'd have passed on that, unless I was Hungry G. That said, if i were Aerosmith, i'd have done the same math.
It depends on which of the 3 Bulls you are talking about as to which story of how they are connected is true. You are correct about the original bulls that never pan-ed out.
With regards to be me being adorable, oh yes! However, I only actually date Jews these days. I gave up on the goys after I spent a long time in a relationship with a goy who could not committ. With the Jewish boys, I get egg roll and his Mommy and I like that way.
I will make an exception for Gregor, because I kind of suspect he's hot and would take me for mexican at Mayco's in Phoenix.
My typing and spelling is so bad as of late. I got too much going on...
There is a lot to be said for an uncircumcised penis.
and i don't think i'mgoing to say any of it.
I have such a mental image of PP, it's hillarious. Gregor, I am sorry, in my ming you are but a cockroach.
mind, MIND DAMNIT
I know what Pinko Punko looks like! I know what Uncanny looks like! I know what Res looks like! I know what Professor Booty and Geenie Cola look like!
One of them you can find a picture on the web. La. La. If only you knew his name. Hmmm... there is a way. There is something on 3B! that gives it away but you have to be very astute to tell. That's all I am saying.
OK, one more hint, I heart Jewish boys. Think Jewish!
Ok, so what do we know about MD?
We know he lives in a 012 or 013 zipcode.
No idea of profession, sexual status or age.
Hmmm...
Gregor we are learning more and more about daily. We thinks Gregor works in business. Gregor is very straight also, but not narrow.
aside from the tombaker thing?
any guesses? Would you believe I am alternately a chemist and a geologist for a living? I clean up hazardous waste.
I also did AmeriCorps not far from a certain college, which begs the degrees of seperation question that has begun to nag me tha last few posts.
Americorps? You are fairly young then.
You fit with the 3B! science geeks then.
I did AmeriCorps when in started. I'm 20 with 12 years experience.
Yeah, you are young. I figured as much.
Given your age and work, I suspect we may know some folks in common.
UC said it wasn't true that I know someone who knows someone in ALL situations. I proved him wrong at a wedding this summer where I started out only knowing him, not even the bride and groom.
i have regularly proven one degree of seperation against all odds.
In an Australian housemate
in an Americorps field partner from Iowa (in CA).
in my new boss
and over, and over, and over.
birds of a feather.....
my favorite was when a bunch of us AC folks crahsed a party in San Fran, and one of the housmates there had graduated from my east coast hight school a year ahead of me.
birds
of
a
feather
girlfriend
(snap up
snap down)
Same story here in Hawaii except his mom taught at my High School.
Worse yet was the girl I met in Portugal who was from two towns over from where I grew up.
It's so weird like that...
can you answer me this.... is Geenie Cola also an alum of that (in this thread) unspecified institution?
'cuz if so, that doubles my chances of one to zero degrees.
However, my mystery question remains unrevealed.
I guess you are going to make me go to the blogs, as they say.
It's NOT weird.
the world IS that small. once you've gotten over that...
well, it's actually is all downhill from there. hmm.
is it me? (flutter, flutter)
'cuz i think it's PupH.
No, my mystery question about you. It was lost in translation.
:(
Pup H wishes. He so wishes.
PupH KNOWS!
34.....COBAGZ!!!1!!@@!
Do you guys know each other since you both have the same careers?
I am jealous. I want to go to NZ. I have been to Spain though. So, not jealous on that one.
Not that I'm aware of, but that certainly explains why i think gregor has a grasp on reality.
I focus primarily on assessment and consulting for landowners.
PP (asht) is 34? I might just know him. eerie.
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