I hate management consultants

I'll bet's it's mutual. So, the old job search... and came across this gem or corporate triple-speak.

Responsibilities:
In this position, you will be responsible for coordinating and coaching your shift team so that Operational priorities are understood and met. You will have understanding of the short-term business plan for your area of responsibility and support the shift team activities to achieve these objectives with strong focus on excellent HSE performance, throughputs, yields, and energy usage.

that 'excellent enegy usage' bit - That's manageese for "corporate pep squad members and Type A's only".

Never, ever, ever, ever.