My local paper has a call in number for verbal letters to the editor.

I made it in with a critique of my lazy local police dept, sleeping in the woods and missing speeding cars after tailgating me all the way home because I had an anti-war sticker on my car. I mean TAILGATING. Had it not clearly been a cop he would have hit my tailgate because i would have slammed my car into 1st gear.

justice.