Nevermind Aztlan, what about Jefferson?
Oh Michelle, you nut.
?Aztlan is a long-held notion among Mexico's intellectual elite and political class,? Malkin wrote in her column Wednesday, ?which asserts that the American southwest rightly belongs to Mexico. Advocates believe the reclamation (or reconquista) of Aztlan will occur through sheer demographic force. If the rallies across the country are any indication, reconquista is already complete.?
Neverming "losing" the southwest, think about what it would do to weed prices if the redwood belt were to declare independance.
See, Jefferson is Sometimes A Great Notion among intellectual stoners and political junkies, which assert that the Pacific Northwest rightly belongs to Gaea. Advocates believe the legalization (or decriminalia) of Jefferson will occur though sheer psychedelic inertia. If the drum circles across the country are any indication, decriminalia is already complere.
-----You are now entering Jefferson, the 49th State of the Union.Jefferson is now in patriotic rebellion against the states of California and Oregon.This State has seceded from California and Oregon this Thursday, November 27, 1941. Patriotic Jeffersonians intend to secede each Thursday until further notice.For the next hundred miles as you drive along Highway 99, you are traveling parallel to the greatest copper belt in the far West, seventy-five miles west of here.The United States government needs this vital mineral. But gross neglect by California and Oregon deprives us of necessary roads to bring out the copper ore.If you don't believe this, drive down the Klamath River highway and see for yourself. Take your chains, shovel and dynamite.Until California and Oregon build a road into the copper country, Jefferson, as a defense-minded State, will be forced to rebel each Thursday and act as a separate State.
State of Jefferson Citizens Committee
Temporary State Capital, Yreka
Every Thursday? Stoners.