today took his head out of his ass just long enough to stick his foot in his mouth.
Forgive me Senator, but you shouldn't quit your day job. In fact, get back to it. No laughing matter, I'm a voter and I've voted for you three times now over about 10 years. Go, lead, kick ass in my name. Embellish, poke your damned finger in his eye fer chrissakes. Take him down a peg. Be mouthy. Do not apologise for any of it, and when asked, just get the joke right.