Dear Media
I want to hear all about Jon Benet's killer,
just after the trial is over and the guilty have been found.
Until then, there is a war on, and you suck at your jobs.
thank you.
posted by mdhatter @ 16:27
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mdhåtter press
The louder he talked of his honor,
the faster we counted our spoons.
--Ralph Waldo Emerson
Aug 20, 2006
just after the trial is over and the guilty have been found.
Until then, there is a war on, and you suck at your jobs.
thank you.
5 Comments:
But it is a pretty little white girl we're talking about!
Not some mean brown people.
B-b-but... SHE WAS AN ANGEL FROM GOD! A BURLESQUE-ATTIRED, ROUGE-SPACKLED, SEXY, SEXY LITTLE INNOCENT ANGEL! YOU TAKE IT BACK!!!!
I have had this many times, but not quite as succinctly as you just did.
Once you've gotten your update from the media, give me the 30 second version.
Where will I go for updates on Pervy McCrazystare's flight itinerary?
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