Aug 20, 2006

Dear Media

I want to hear all about Jon Benet's killer,

just after the trial is over and the guilty have been found.

Until then, there is a war on, and you suck at your jobs.

thank you.

7 Comments:

At 20.8.06, Blogger Bobby Lightfoot said...

Yeah. Fuckin' exactly. Gold star.

Can't wait to get th' next Gibson installment either. It's so much more entertaining and important than those nasty body bags.

 
At 20.8.06, Blogger Chuckles said...

But it is a pretty little white girl we're talking about!

Not some mean brown people.

 
At 21.8.06, Blogger teh l4m3 said...

B-b-but... SHE WAS AN ANGEL FROM GOD! A BURLESQUE-ATTIRED, ROUGE-SPACKLED, SEXY, SEXY LITTLE INNOCENT ANGEL! YOU TAKE IT BACK!!!!

 
At 21.8.06, Blogger torporific said...

I have had this many times, but not quite as succinctly as you just did.

 
At 23.8.06, Blogger Lefty said...

Once you've gotten your update from the media, give me the 30 second version.

 
At 25.8.06, Anonymous robola said...

Where will I go for updates on Pervy McCrazystare's flight itinerary?

 
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